A Day In The Life – KJV

Now it came to pass in the year 2020, when Trump was president of America, that Tabitha arose from her bed where she had laid herself and went forth to stake the goat out for grass. She put forth her hand and gave the animal some water and provender before turning back to her lodgings to prepare a small morsel  for her children.

She and her husband had four descendants, the name of the one, Gabe, the name of the other, Jasmine, the name of the other, Oscar, and the name of the other, Ariel.

After they had all eaten and were full, they blessed the Lord with songs of thanksgiving before Andy went forth to work in the fields. Tabitha looked, and behold, Oscar had soiled himself, so she took some cloths and cleaned him and held him to her bosom, for she loved him.

And it came to pass, as she was working with all her labors wherewith she labored, that Gabe appeared before her and said,

“Feed me, I pray thee, for I am faint with hunger.” And behold, Jasmine and Oscar soon came in also and said unto her likewise.

And so she took a little bread and honey and gave them to eat, and milk to quench their thirst.

She took, moreover, the raiment which had been soiled by the labors of daily living, and washed it with water until it was clean.

Therefore Tabitha toiled with her hands until the sun was high in the sky, and then she called her children to come unto her for rest. She spake lovingly to them and lay them down upon their beds to sleep. And they slumbered a good while, almost until the sun had gone down, but when they arose they cried unto her for food, and she gave cheese sticks unto them and it sufficed them.

And when Tabitha had set herself down with Ariel, for the babe wept, she was beset upon by Oscar who besought her to read him a parchment.

And it came to pass that when Andy came in from the fields, they all sat around the table and blessed the Lord for the bread and partook of the meat and corn and grape juice until they were satisfied. 

And when they had supped and were filled, they soon laid them down to rest in peace and safety, for the Lord had blessed them.